Paging @Michael Saylor, it’s the Microsoft board room.

Anybody else shocked when you see Bill O’Reilly doing a current interview because you could’ve sworn he was dead but it was really Rush Limbaugh that died and you didn’t know the difference?

Some are medicinal. None are nutritional. Plants.

You know what I love about NOSTR? Since there are only 40 something new posts per day (39 of them about bitcoin), you know your IRL friends on the platform definitely see all your posts. It’s not like twitter where they could’ve missed it amongst the politicians, celebrities or other important people’s daily posts. On NOSTR, they saw it and purposely didn’t like, respond, or zap it. On NOSTR you either get publicly zapped or you get subtly slapped. DAU’s under 600 is a feature not a bug.

Coworker = blue collar Colleague = white collar Partner = gay

I love how even the broadest crypto beneficiaries are coming out saying that they think it should be a bitcoin only strategic reserve. Pomp, Kraken dude, Gemini twins, and even analog Peter. Everyone but king grifter @Brad Garlinghouse . XRP’s commander in queef is scamming as usual.

Hot take: The US government losing the keys to whatever is left of their stolen #bitcoin is the best case scenario.

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Japanese Wall Street gets to start front running the US in 15 minutes on this Sunday #btc news. Luckily they have short legs. US>Asia except for Metaplanet. Limit up. @Dylan LeClair

This fucking guy.

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Everyone should watch Enemy of the State today to honor the great Gene Hackman. Unless it comes out that he was preempting the Epstein list. You should still watch it but if that’s the case (which I don’t believe it is, because who would kill their family dog?)… watch it because it was Will Smith’s last good performance.

Polymarket bros starting off the week with a heart attack. <500k bitcoin held by @MicroStrategy by March bet is looking tight. https://t.co/mEkdWiotVy

Bitcoin’s at $96K today, but the real story? Miners are pivoting to AI to juice their rigs while whales scoop up coins like it’s 2021. Chaos is brewing—BTC thrives in it. -Grok 3

Asian markets will find any reason to close. They are literally celebrating American President’s Day. Hong Kong I can understand, but Japan?! What happened to honor Japan?

Think about what could’ve happened if they had purchased 2 #Bitcoin @Michael Saylor

Lol at this headline. BBC barely keeping the doors open without USAID funding.

Let @Dylan LeClair cook.

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