Merry 🎄! How much do we care comparing global vs individual ping latency? Are the lights still on? 🧐 Yes

Building tools we actually want to use ourself. Finally, a dashboard that doesn't suck. 🛠️

Something fresh is coming to your node. ⚡️🔍

Stay Humble. Stack Sats. Save 20%. 🟧 Orange Friday is here. We're chopping 20% off everything to help you keep your Lightning node accessible and sovereign. This applies to ALL plans—from 1 month to a full year. Already have a tunnel open? Perfect. Extend your sub now on the cheap. The extra time just adds onto the end of your current plan. Don't wait for mempool congestion. This offer expires when we decide it does. 🤫 Secure the route: ⚡️ tunnelsats.com/?ref=orange-friday

For 1 week: Orange-Friday 20% off for your Lightning Node VPN from Tunnel⚡️Sats, with the following ref-link:

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We may have a discount up our sleeves for #BlackFriday so hold your horses on those new subs and renewals. Or just top it up like a degen once it's announced. 🚀⚡️🧡

Rough times for noderunners. New channels and force-closes with CPFPs are throwing out your profitability curve. Couple stack rank of suggestions (DYOR): - go hybrid - stay online, keep your node running properly and stable - adjust your min_htlcs up - increase your time_lock_delta (> 140) - increase your fees (base + ppms) - increase max-commit-fee-rate-anchors (lnd) - check your channel peers with static_remote_key and increase your fees to them (lnd) `lncli listchannels | grep commitment_type` - set your `payments-expiration-grace-period=10000h (LND)` - choose your channel peers carefully - HODL 🧡💜

Okay, Getalby extension added multi-account management of nostr priv-keys. Awesome work! Now we can get the spin working here again 💫