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How convenient that X is down today on Epstein Files day…

New to Bitcoin? Welcome 🤗 Happy you’re here Do these 3 things: • Take 21 minutes & learn Bitcoin basics: www.river.com/learn • Take 25 minutes & enjoy this video lesson: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE88E9ICdiphYjJkeeLL2O09eJoC8r7Dc • Then come back here, follow me, DM me, & ask anything Here to help!

If you Zap ⚡️ nostr:nprofile1qqsxd84men85p8hqgearxes2az8azljn08nydeqa0s3klayk8u7rddsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyv8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnrdpskjmtp9e5kuen09ulm4ky4 it’ll release feed in their goat 🐐 pen and you can watch it live on stream Watch me zap them using nostr:nprofile1qqsyv47lazt9h6ycp2fsw270khje5egjgsrdkrupjg27u796g7f5k0spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg7waehxw309ahx7um5wgkhqatz9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2ap04n7f4d Best part is when they start head-butting each other https://blossom.primal.net/0e1b94c742cda4a6efa597c4185c48e260103156aaed761e8ea1e3385e2ec742.mov

All your crying over short term bitcoin volatility and 110k dips will inevitably become just Tears in Rain https://blossom.primal.net/afaf7b83dd09789c761f833be9f79303c76296602c2531678d24ff00fc65b5de.mov

Clear eyes Full hearts Can’t lose Bitcoin

My father provided a good financial education and investment experience to me and my sisters growing up. We all earned to take personal control of our own money and save it, invest it, and spend it wisely. I’m always surprised to learn that some men and women don’t feel they have sovereignty and say over their money in life. I’m grateful my parents empowered us all in this regard. Let’s help change this with others - with Bitcoin.

For now, I mostly have to buy my gas and food with fiat, so I better be getting 4% and 3% back in Bitcoin while I do it Signup yourself and you get a guaranteed $50 of bitcoin: https://creditcard.exchange.gemini.com/credit-card/apply?referral_code=9j4rudbzq (plus, get an additional $200 of bitcoin based on spending after 90 days!) https://blossom.primal.net/8fccb7721e12d49e9f4d950ea89168e126f47355476f78534427efadceebd554.mov

Traveling across Egypt, Rwanda, Kenya, and Tanzania this month we have used nostr:nprofile1qqsdlpj77jpsf944q8htmzph0jg02g2xn4ru2wvhxq8zyk4trv5myeqprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6v3w0fjkyetyv4jjucmvda6kgqfzwaehxw309ahx7um5wgkhvetjd9nxjety9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2aqhctct7 eSIMS for cell data and paid for them using nostr:nprofile1qqsrtv3u6qkj6a09tnhr3l0wy67g9uw3t57ftqyqpvztpk3wmd6306sprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqy28wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mqsher0h Lightning ⚡️ River app uses ≈75 kilobytes of data to open the iPhone app and make a ⚡️ transaction Bravo, nostr:nprofile1qqsgjeljjrx8wj0a853jldc3pszakar2x87wqc66amzwzydd307gzrgpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0ldu4uu

Next big, meaningful celebration is Block #1,050,000 at the Halving NOT block #1 million – which is an arbitrary milestone Do you agree? (repost 🔂 if yes)

Need to make recurring/subscription payments with Lightning? Use ZapPlanner Have you used it? https://blossom.primal.net/1f9e34be23e24f4d650ca44d91864c3e6a6c274e67a4b53d799b3d15b77084b3.mov

I’m on Mt Kilimanjaro in Tanzania right now The mountain is beautiful, the coffee fantastic, the banana beer is delicious, but the Tanzania Shilling is getting rekt against Bitcoin Its value is 3/10ths of 1 Satoshi

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