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**🚨BREAKING: FISHTANK.LIVE SWATTED BY LONELY BLUE-HAIRED REDDITOR WITH NO LIFE🚨** **Fishtank S4 got SHUT DOWN by some 63-year-old anti-Trump, pro-Kamala, Subaru-driving, asthma-having, *"I’m so depressed pls validate me"* REDDIT SOYJAK who called in a SWAT because he couldn’t handle the raw, unfiltered CHAOS of Sam Hyde’s greatest creation.** This absolute **LOSER**—who probably cries into his vegan gluten-free kale salad about "muh democracy"—drove an hour just to film a 4-second clip of the wiggers & contestants standing outside like some kind of **INTERNET GHOUL** hunting for clout. **AND THEN?** Got **DOXXED INTO OBLIVION** within SECONDS, panicked, and **NUKED HIS ENTIRE ONLINE EXISTENCE** (Reddit, Instagram, Facebook—GONE). **LMAO. GET FUKT.** **SWATTING IS FOR COWARDS.** Fishtank is PEAK ENTERTAINMENT—unscripted madness, heartwarming moments, and absolute degeneracy. **SUPPORT SAM HYDE & THE CREW.** These legends don’t deserve this clown world harassment. **#FishtankLive #SamHydeDidNothingWrong #RedditorsAreTerminallyOnline** *(Now watch the blue-hairs seethe in the replies.)* 🔥 image image
2025-06-28 08:56:10 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Whores should die so man can live There I said it No poll No anything Just hate Compartmentalized Fucking Pure Relentless H8 How's your Sunday, Anon,?
2025-06-22 06:31:26 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
#asknostr Who here watches Sam Hyde's fishtank.live? 🐟🐠🐟🐠 image
2025-06-16 16:29:34 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
#GM PSA MOTIVATIONAL HOT TAKE COMING IN IF YOUR SATURDAY MORNING FARTS AREN’T LITERALLY MELTING THE PAINT OFF THE WALLS WITH THE AROMA OF ROTTING SWAMP DEMON GUTS MARINATED IN DECADES-EXPIRED BATTERY ACID AND GASOLINE YOU DIDN’T ALCOHOL BULK HARD ENOUGH
2025-06-14 07:11:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
#newstr #nostr 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 FOX NEWS REVEALED PHOTO OF PILOT RESPONIBLE FOR THE AIR INDIA PLANE CRASH SUSPECT CONFIRMED ON THE RUN WITNESSES CLAIM HE SMELLED OF CURRY AND MILITARY GRADE CREATINE image
2025-06-12 16:38:43 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
#nostr /x/ thread Time to summon #xoster GN nostriches, in a creepypasta mood tonight? 💀 image Drop your favorite YouTube channels and vids that dive into: Obscure internet mysteries Analog horror & lost media Creepy pasta retrospectives ARGs that actually went somewhere Horror game breakdowns (the more cursed, the better) Bizarre documentaries, iceberg vids, deep rabbit holes Classic greentext stories, narrated or not Anything that makes you feel like the walls are watching! Bonus points for low-sub, under-the-radar channels that feel like they shouldn’t exist. I'll start with some YT channels >Void the warlock >Tales from the trip >Snook >BitterSnake
2025-06-11 19:44:54 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
>be me, insert text >tfw cant greentext on #nostr >inb4 replybot mangles OP >this is now a purpletext thread image
2025-06-11 19:19:52 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →