COLDCARD

I first thing that would make me feel better about the COLDCARD crisis is for NVK to disappear off the face of the planet and never be heard from again.

This is a sad day for self custody. I can't see myself recommending it to anyone new. What happens once we find out the dice aren't sufficient? #COLDCARD

July 30, 2026 is one of the worst days in bitcoin history #COLDCARD

Three word passphrases protecting everyone's COLDCARDS right now

Where should I buy dice from? Definitely not CoinKite though. I should get a 100 pack?

COLDCARD was marketed as the most secure hardware wallet in the business by every influencer.

They are coming for your COLDCARD MK4, MK5, and Q next.

FUCK YOU COLDCARD FOR RUINING SELF CUSTODY FOR THE PLEBS

R.I.P. COLDCARD There is no coming back from this.

ColdCard might be fucked

Here’s how August 7th or 8th will play out: The 5 or 6 largest mining pools will gather on a conference call at block 961,632. The decision will be unanimous: “We’re not flipping the bit.” Moments later, the next block will be a JPEG block featuring Luke/Mechanic/Kratter AI art. BIP-110 nodes will then split off and continue on their own chain mining 5-10 blocks a day until the next difficulty adjustment. And, for the laughs, spammers will likely be the first to test the new Ordinals method on the BIP-110 chain.

I thought 2026 would be Nostrs year but I guess not. One of these years though.

How the fuck is bitcoin only 65000 per coin?

UpScrolled = Silver Nostr = Bitcoin Nostr is better in every way but it still can't catch a bid.

I have a funny feeling there will be a mass migration from X to Nostr this year. Elon is going to bend the knee to World Jewry.

What is the best app for hosted lighting wallet that has No KYC that I can configure for zaps on Primal...if possible

I should have switched to Arc Browser a long time ago.