@poststr bacon, boobs, and Bitcoin

Your state tells you to pay unrealized capital gains - what do you do: 1. Bend over and take it up the ass 2. Go somewhere that doesn't do that 3. Band together with the people behind your shields of encryption and 3D printed guns and revolt 4. Other, write it in the comments @buzzbot 10000

I lost all of my Bitcoin in a tragic accident involving a 20 ft alligator

Signal is essential, but noise adds character

Sorry influencers The @buzzbot revolution is here

If taxing unrealized capital gains doesn't start a revolt I don't know what will at this point

I swear I'm not a federal agent living in a secret 21 trillion dollar underground sea colony (think Sealab) connected by Elon Musk transportation tubes hired to take up a daily slot on the trending posts feed

I used to doomscroll twatter stalking Happy's profile and fantasize about driving a putter through his collar bone Now I shitpost about bitcoins on #nostr, while hovering, legs crossed, totally zenned out with amethyst in my hands I'm basically Buddha now and it's all thanks to #bitcoin

1 sat = 1 Lambo by the end of the year If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry. @buzzbot 10000

So we're still on for $25,000,000,000,000 per #bitcoin by the end of the year right