Me replying to all the shitcoiners on X today:

The Bitcoin Meme Treasury would like to announce we have acquired a new meme to be added to the treasury. We now HODL 60 memes at a profit basis of 24,562 zapped sats.

I sincerely hope the best for Bitcoin in whichever way benefits humanity the most.

The Bitcoin Meme Treasury would like to announce we have acquired a new meme to be added to the treasury. We now HODL 59 memes at a profit basis of 24,541 zapped sats.

Why are the facts always antisemitic 😭 The world needs Nostr now more than ever.

The Bitcoin Meme Treasury would like to announce we have acquired a new meme to be added to the treasury. We now HODL 58 memes at a profit basis of 24,498 zapped sats.

Historians of the future will look back and think, “wow the legacy fiat system collapsed overnight.” Decades lived feel long, but upon reflection seem to happen quickly. A powerful Bitcoin chart here:

A new ad for Nostr just dropped…

Who hurt you?

From the man who wants to remove the 21M Bitcoin limit and add tail emissions… you tell me which side is attacking Bitcoin?

Why is Palantir’s Peter Thiel funding Citrea tens of millions of dollars… whose actions (core admitted) have influenced core’s decision on Op_Return? Does Thiel want what’s best for Bitcoin or could this be a long time horizon attack?

A new ad for Nostr dropped:

Bitcoin, decentralized and censorship resistant money that cannot be debased by governments or corrupted by bad actors.

Bitcoin conspiracy time: The Palantír stones in Lord of The Rings, used by Sauron to corrupt and deceive… there’s no way that Palantir’s Peter Thiel could be trying to corrupt Bitcoin right? I mean sure he funded Citrea and core admitted Citrea’s actions influenced the changes to Op_Return, but all good right guys? Peter Thiel and the military industrial complex have so much to gain from helping Bitcoin succeed!

Me after spending every spare penny on bitcoin: “damn, I should have bought more bitcoin.” Every single time.

When someone says Bitcoin could go to zero… don’t get me excited! The Bitcoin Meme Treasury would like to announce we have acquired a new meme to be added to the treasury. We now HODL 57 memes at a profit basis of 3,437 zapped sats.

I’ve made more peer-to-peer bitcoin transactions than I have written cheques.