Touch some grass, anon, but not like an amateur. Get your SO, 5 bottles of wine, take off your shoes, and make it count. 🥂 (Votive Church of Vienna, Austria)

I'm not smart enough to have a use for AI, let alone to worry about it. Italians have a word that describes me more and more with age, menefreghismo, which roughly represents a shameless indifference. It sounds better than IDGAF. Say what you want, life is more than productivity. 🍻

I'm not sure who needs to know this... If you go to France, stop buying "baguette", and ask for "tradition", because this is the real deal. By law, it must be made on-site and it can contain only flour, water, salt, and levain. No need to thank me! 😂🥂

They should call it Ferrari Leaf. After 5 beers, you can't see the difference.

Unpopular opinion: The sommeliers are full of shit.

I was talking with a friend about burning CDs and his son asked what kind of ritual that was. 🤦 Witchcraft! 😂

I feel like some of you might find this useful for various memes. 😂