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AK 👸🏻
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nobody • 🇨🇭 • engineer • keen observer of dumpster fires • privacy is 👑
Also AK, few decades old
You know what's worse than gossipy women? Gossipy men.
Goddamn!
The Afghanistan Withdrawal
NEVER FORGET
Ride or die ❤️🔥👩❤️👨
I think one of the hallmarks of living free is never having to queue up for anything. I’m allergic to queuing so I avoid it. It is an utter life suck.
There isn’t a material thing in the world that I would stand in line to purchase.
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Someone I've known for 20 years describes me as annoyingly calm and extremely dangerous. I think this is why. Without even trying.
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What lovely day it's been. 
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose
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Want to get addicted?
*No problem, there’s a device, an app or a pill for that.
Lack self control?
*No problem, there’s a device, an app or a pill for that.
*also made by the same people that wants to exploit you and make billions
Me. Also me. 
A Happy Thanksgiving to my American frens! 🦃
It was a “take your wife to work day”, but the only difference is that I have no skis on.
At least the view was nice. 😊
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
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My former neighbour gave me out of season strawberries for dogsitting his precious, so sis-in-law and I made strawberry pie 🥧 🙂
