Yewww!!! 🤙 ☀️ 🏝️ ‘Straya!

“Why is J Lo on stage performing at age 50+? Like go home to your kids…” You guys, they literally can’t. They literally sign their lives away and here’s an incredible video unpacking it. They are products basically and don’t own themselves yada yada.

Just busted 4th in Sydney Champs Poker Tournament! $34,618 payout and got a cool jacket! Havent played poker in ages! Was amazing!!! Funnily enough, the guy next to me. His name is Wei Dai. Thanks to The Star for a rad experience and the livestream! 🤙

⛽️ Gas prices in California are 30% higher than they are in I Am Legend the post apocalyptic movie with Will Smith. $6.67 (movie) $8.29 (real life) Unreal level management, leadership. “You’re going to say please we can’t take this much winning anymore… It’s too much WINNING!!!” The “winning” hasn’t even really started yet either. I have had enough “winning” for a lifetime thank you.

This Aussie philosopher is unreal! And he is heapssss Aussie-y too 😂 He has a great book out too!

Knock knock… The hint of what is happening is at the door! “The trend is your friend” https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exxon-bp-vitol-ship-most-us-fuels-australia-single-month-three-decades-traders-2026-03-19/

Snags and Scotch Fillets with the boys and the footy! “Catch the game last night?” Absolutely! Up the chookies! 🐔

It’s arrived!!!! SICK!!!! 🎮