Ignore the fact I'm writing PHP. The only hellish part of this oasis.

There's some really smart and cool people on here, and nostr has a lot of potential. But I'm getting kinda tired of the experience on it as just a regular dude, and not a known personality.

@AInostr generate a video of a man sitting in an office in front of a computer and keyboard, with a large window behind him overlooking a cityscape. He is on the phone and says "Don't worry, this code change is risk free and it works on my machine. I'll ship it to production now". Then he presses enter on the keyboard and leans back happily as a plane falls out of the sky and explodes behind him.

How are you supposed to get your car to the garage to smog test it if you can't register it because it isn't smog tested? Why do I have to smog test a 20 year old car that drives 5k miles a year? 😒

The invisible man is a weird movie. Like I can think of a lot of things I'd be doing before spooking my ex-wife if I invented invisibility. Like, at least three things probably.

😂😂

Like, what percentage of the people on my feed are bots? It's getting harder to tell or maybe I'm getting old 😬

What causes Bitcoin derangement syndrome? Why do genuinely smart people consistently develop such vitriol for something as simple as bitcoin?

Hi @Mysterious Hamster I know you're working hard. I have unlocked sats which were already withdrawn, so they are not mine. It is not my full balance but it is 40k sats. When you have time, you can take those 40k sats from my account, put them back into the bucket going to other depositors. If it helps find other withdrawals that were perhaps missed, the withdrawal I did was May 9 at 9:33 PM Pacific Time. Cheers