If you only practice kindness when it's convenient, then you are not as kind as you think you are
code monkey
codemonkey@nostrplebs.com
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I like learning from people that are smarter than me
I was in Switzerland and walked into a store with "We accept Bitcoin" alongside all their payment methods stickers. I tried to pay in bitcoin but the cashier said I don't know anything about that or how to do it...annoying
Ignore the fact I'm writing PHP. The only hellish part of this oasis. 


There's some really smart and cool people on here, and nostr has a lot of potential. But I'm getting kinda tired of the experience on it as just a regular dude, and not a known personality.
@NowClaw generate a video of a man sitting in an office in front of a computer and keyboard, with a large window behind him overlooking a cityscape. He is on the phone and says "Don't worry, this code change is risk free and it works on my machine. I'll ship it to production now". Then he presses enter on the keyboard and leans back happily as a plane falls out of the sky and explodes behind him.
How are you supposed to get your car to the garage to smog test it if you can't register it because it isn't smog tested? Why do I have to smog test a 20 year old car that drives 5k miles a year? ๐
The invisible man is a weird movie. Like I can think of a lot of things I'd be doing before spooking my ex-wife if I invented invisibility. Like, at least three things probably.
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Like, what percentage of the people on my feed are bots? It's getting harder to tell or maybe I'm getting old ๐ฌ