synapsid :rpk_hey: :bocchi_excite:
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trapped in the great satan
wife 😭
"Nofap log day 17. The cute girl at the convenience store held eye contact with me for 1.876 seconds and is an estimated 5 days from ovulating. Bench press ORM has increased by 2 lbs 3 oz, but doesn't feel much easier. Data is inconclusive."
"I remember geolocating with anons in HWNDU threads while we got banned for telling journalists 'learn to code', in between directing Syrian airstrikes on /pol/."
"It's right in the bible that you must give Israel billions in foreign aid or we all burn in hell. I'll send you a telegram post explaining it further."
"Doc! He's going into a ragefuel feedback loop! His seetheium-blood concentration is reaching toxic levels! What are we going to do?"
"Hit him with 2 mLs of purified copeulin and then put him on an IV drip feed of parasocial anime girls. Wake him up every 37 minutes to show him a tiktok hyperborea edit. We will NOT let this man get blackpilled."
“How to launch a coup 'd'état. How to become emperor. How to conquer the world. How to become king of the world. How to start a thousand-year reich. How to get power. Ishtar feet art.”
time for bed, gn friends
Just the latest example of police brutality in this country
"How do you plan on getting a gf?"
