MELVINS WHO THINK PAGANISM WAS ANCIENT PSYCHOLOGY ARE NOT ONLY TREATING OUR ANCESTORS AS RETARDS AND DUPES, THEY ARE ALSO LYING

*GRAINY VHS FOOTAGE* ROMANIAN TV REPORTER: "WE'RE HERE TODAY TO VISIT FATHER CLEOPAS A GREAT MONASTIC OF OUR TIME WHO TOUCHED THE HEARTS OF MANY DISCOURAGED AND DESPAIRING PEOPLE AND IS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS COUNSELS ON SELF CONTROL, SOBRIETY, AND SOCIAL CHARITY. TODAY OUR CHANNEL ROMANIA-1 GETS TO ASK HIM ALL OF THE QUESTIONS YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT!" *CUT TO A LOG CABIN INTERIOR* "GREETINGS FATHER CLEOPAS" SAINT CLEOPAS OF ROMANIA: "GREETINGS MY CHILD WHAT TROUBLES YOU" ROMANIAN TV REPORTER: "SO, FATHER CLEOPAS, THE QUESTION THAT IS ON EVERYONES MIND IS OF COURSE DID YOU EVER SEE A GHOST? LIKE A SPOOKY GHOULIE GHOUL? DID YOU EVER HAVE A COOL EXORCISM GONE WRONG LIKE IN THE MOVIES? ARE ALIENS REAL AND ARE THEY DEMONS? (THEY ARE, AND CIA AGENTS) IS BILL CLINTON THE ANTICHRIST? MY SISTER BOUGHT A CAR AND ITS BASICALLY NEW BUT IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU TURN THE STEERING WHEEL ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT LIKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO YOU THINK" >MFW WATCHING THIS SHIT

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VknV-S8uVjY

I AM ALIVE AAAAAAAAA GLORY TO GOD

SPENDING THIS WEEK SURROUNDED BY MY LOVING FAMILY I AMSO VERY ALONE AND THEY ARE VERY EAGER TO REMIND ME OF THAT

"Sadly, the Bronco II was eliminated from the Armed Overwatch competition in September 2021." OF COURSE THEY NEEDED THAT MONEY FOR THE F35 THE NEW F35 WILL FULFILL THE ROLES OF A LOW OPERATING COST LITTLE LOITERING PUSHER PROP PLANE AS WELL ! ! ! IT CAN DO A N Y T H I N G ! !

I CRIED SO HAAAARD AND GOT SO FAAAAAAART BUT IN THE EEEEEEEE-EEEEEYEEEYEEYEEEEEAAAND