Designer working on #Bitcoin products?
Check out Bitcoin Design for reference guides and open-sourced templates etc.!
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teemupleb
teemupleb@getalby.com
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Paranoid Bitcoin anarchist
Certified Meme Curator
I summarize Bitcoin projects in Nostr notes.
Paid a steak using my fresh Alby Hub wallet @Alby with their hosted node service.
The restaurant owner was slinging Wallet of Satoshi.
“Fast and easy”, he said with a genuine smile on his face as the payment went through.
The reason it feels so good to pay in #bitcoin is because when you do that the gods are watching and smiling.
#bitcoin #memestr #plebchain #58kgang #satoshi


#memestr #buythedip #plebchain


#memestr #100pushups #58kgang


The lizards are trying to make their way with no care for fundamental rights
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@Clams is an accounting software designed for #Bitcoin users, allowing them to consolidate wallet balances, visualize bitcoin transactions, and generate reports.
It simplifies managing multiple wallets and complying with tax regulations. Clams imports read-only data from Bitcoin wallets and converts it into double-entry bookkeeping journals, helping in data-driven decisions.
Currently available for Mac, with support for other operating systems planned, it can help to enhance Bitcoin circular economies and improve accounting efficiency.
Read more on Highlighter:
https://highlighter.com/npub15vxdlmhftkh452a06vnr3mmks2dy8hqejeuxuv6sgy5rgtf0jllsccfzg7/Clams-Accounting-Software-for-Bitcoiners-m9kwe0


Bitcoin Ring is an NFC tap-and-pay ring linked to a Lightning wallet, offering convenient payments.
Leave your phone home when going to the beach and pay for pupusas with your ring!
Built on the Bolt Card protocol, it functions like a Bolt card but with a ring replacing the card.
The ring itself doesn't store #bitcoin but connects to a Lightning wallet.
Safety concerns include potential NFC interception, so treat the funds on the ring wallet like pocket cash!
Access to the Lightning wallet remains even if the ring is lost.
You can set transaction and spending limits for extra security.
The ring is made of ceramic, and it’s water, dust, and scratch-resistant.
Opsec seems good too: no flashy BTC logos etc.
When BTC hits $1 million, you don't want your finger to be chopped off by an envious no-coiner who doesn't understand that the BTC is not on the ring!


boltring
BoltRing - The Bitcoin Payment Ring
The Bitcoin Lightning NFC Contactless Wearable Payment Ring

I will not use a cheapskate product that only spams me 1 sat.
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What’s the most boomer song out there?
I start with “Proud Mary” by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Play that song and get those boomer bones moving.
