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All views are my own. Tech finance manager, Bitcoin believer.
Quantum isn’t even good Bitcoin FUD. It’s micropenis FUD at best. 
IACR Cryptology ePrint Archive
Replication of Quantum Factorisation Records with an 8-bit Home Computer, an Abacus, and a Dog
This paper presents implementations that match and, where possible, exceed current quantum factorisation records using a VIC-20 8-bit home computer...
GM! A failed fork now and then is a positive learning experience for the whole BTC system. #bitcoin
So back to CTV+CSFS?
@Maple AI with with live web search is amazing. I default to maple now for any question. Totally stopped using search engines for initial questions or research.
Example: asking basic estate planning questions with Maple is super useful but Google, DuckDuckGo, and brave are a morass of annoying bullshit.
Very high signal here, hate purity tests and the cultures that breed them
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Fundamentals of Fundamentals • FF10: The Fundamentals of Pleb Slop and Purity Testing • Listen on Fountain
In this solo rip, I unpack why the term “Plebslop” resonated so hard and use it to frame a bigger critique of purity tests in Bitcoin culture. ...
Business cat, a premium paid episode sold via Fountain on how to go about preparing for a carrington level event is something I’d happily put down some sats for.
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Rock Paper Bitcoin • 78 - Prep Work • Listen on Fountain
Recorded November 15, 2025 - 923735Business Cat speaks at Bitcoin Veterans Range day video at Dustoff Ranch Listen to Fundamentals of Pleb SlopWatc...
The fact that Lava’s own investors had no idea this was coming and they also got rugged is hilarious and tells you everything you need to know
Fountain
Presidio Bitcoin Jam • Bitcoin Acceptance on Square, Unpacking the Lava Drama, CashApp & Lightning Dollars • Watch on Fountain
0:00 It's good to be back to our regularly scheduled programming for the biggest week in Bitcoin.
3:16 Onboarding the 4 million Square merchants t...
There will never be a public technical discussion on “DLCs’ critical vulnerabilities” because it’s obvious bullshit. It’s at the least highly exaggerated and more likely just a total lie to smokescreen their custodial tug.
Fountain
Presidio Bitcoin Jam • Bitcoin Acceptance on Square, Unpacking the Lava Drama, CashApp & Lightning Dollars • Watch on Fountain
0:00 It's good to be back to our regularly scheduled programming for the biggest week in Bitcoin.
3:16 Onboarding the 4 million Square merchants t...
I really hate that people keep talking about Lava as a “communication failure”. It is not. It is the founder obviously lying after rugging the user base and stealing their bitcoin in a way their terms of service claimed was impossible. Describing that as a communications failure is simply inaccurate.
Fountain
Presidio Bitcoin Jam • Bitcoin Acceptance on Square, Unpacking the Lava Drama, CashApp & Lightning Dollars • Watch on Fountain
0:00 It's good to be back to our regularly scheduled programming for the biggest week in Bitcoin.
3:16 Onboarding the 4 million Square merchants t...
If you’re bored on a Saturday night, try asking all of the @Maple AI model options something really offensive and compare answers to see which is the least cucked. Shockingly seems to be the OpenAI one…
No one else in my generation of my family has kids and somehow we are the most on time and lowest maintenance. How are the single people without kids such high maintenance? Like we can’t just go to the park?
Me to wife and kids: do you want this dumb knickknack or can I throw it away?
Wife and kids 100% of the time: NO WE NEED THAT IF YOU THROW AWAY WE WILL FREAK OUT.
Me: waits a week or two to see if anyone uses it or remembers and if not throws it away. Has worked without anyone noticing at least 100+ times over the years. Get so much dumb junk for birthdays and holidays when you have kids.
🫡😂 people out there having lots of ego and main character syndrome
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The Bugle Weekly • Pitfalls Of Collectivist Language with Richard Greaser (Premium Episode) • Listen on Fountain
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