I need a license to buy grapes. I need a license to drive to pick up grapes. I need a license to make wine. I need a license to pay taxes on the wine I sell. OI! You got a Loicense for your life?

Today was a great day on Twitter. Excited for days like this to occur on Nostr. The combination of Somali Fraud memes, dunking on politicians and the Pop Tart Bowl was 🤌

Minnesota limits it's citizens to ordering 24 bottles of wine per year. Make it make sense

Steak n Shake has added 61,000 sats to its Strategic Reserve in exchange for giving me a reason to normalize Bitcoin to my extended family. Generational Wealth is only an Orange Pill away

"I am not a crook" - Tim Walz

You can do it.

If you are what you eat, I am molasses cookies

Me watching collectable rocks go up in price

Wishing me a "Happy Boxing Day" is an insult to my family traditions. I have already opened all my boxes and have none left to look forward to. You're oppressing me, Peasant.

A gift for the Peony Lane fan in your life 🍷👀

That's so awesome ❤️

Merry Christmas 🍷

5 years old - Dad knows everything! 7 years old - Dad knows. 10 years old - Maybe Dad doesn’t know?! 12 years old - Dad doesn’t know. 14 years old - Dad's gone crazy! 16 years old - Can’t take Dad seriously. 18 years old - What does dad know?! 22 years old - Dad's talking rubbish! 24 years old - I know more than Dad! 26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all. 30 years old - Think I should ask Dad about this?! 40 years old - It’s amazing how Dad went through all this! 45 years old - Dad's been right all along. 50 years old - If Dad was here, I could have learned a lot from him. Merry Christmas ❤️