A Testy Beaver

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A Testy Beaver
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This is a test. This is just a test of The Emergency Beaver System. Had this been an actual emergency, a beaver would be dispatched to your location via local rideshare. This concludes the test of The Emergency Beaver System.

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Testing MP3 for yaks. Conclusion, it it's not currently working. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqyccpzqp5fmavy02xnxa5f9k3fvgkhcr7urmcetr6tc3r3myykd2s7e20jqydhwumn8ghj7mmjd3uj6un9d3shjtnfd4mkzmry9ejh2tcqypj3efxvdhsptdmpms20ndknrq72lt85tlywv3kqtddzl3y470qwgll4dvy
2025-11-21 19:23:48 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
When you wake up to nostr:npub1s3ht77dq4zqnya8vjun5jp3p44pr794ru36d0ltxu65chljw8xjqd975wz publishing The Bible yet again. 🥰 https://video.nostr.build/fccd0cabe0f00f9c08072fff67ae492a9e2f04894ed21297912324165bc98325.mp4 For those that don't know, publishing a book as complicated as The Bible is quite technically hard to do. First, most relays choke when being fed over 34,000 events in short order. (The Bible has about 34k verses, depending on which version.) Second, getting all those events correctly hyperlinked at the right levels to work cohesively together is also technically difficult because you have to be able to reference each "level" of The Bible fluidly. (Being able to drill down to specific verses with a quick reference, like "The Book of Genesis, chapter 1 verse 1" is actually quite difficult to do on the computing side, not to mention that there are DOZENS OF VERSIONS AND TRANSLATIONS that can be referenced and not too eventually stored on relays.) Third, displaying these events involves quite a lot of event parsing to get everything to be able to display what is selected. Fourth, searching is also something that must be facilitated or trying to sift for specific verses in a pile of 34,000 events is not easy! I love that the whole nostr:npub1s3ht77dq4zqnya8vjun5jp3p44pr794ru36d0ltxu65chljw8xjqd975wz team is pushing the limits of what is possible on nostr and using it to build systems that will disrupt the whole world. #tebs #publishing #bookstr #testing #bible #biblestr #GitCitadel #Alexandria
2025-11-20 14:05:03 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Can your client filter note kinds, nym? image This is so friggin cool. #tebs #testing #testybeaver
2025-11-17 14:36:27 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy0hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsleq7kw said something here that tickled my fancy: nostr:nevent1qqsxwvhauwvlsaw97llk27nu0q0fjjr0tw0czdwhjmz4jpcjxlv880c8vm28q So, I want to start the hashtag #fosternostr What are you doing to foster adoption, sustainability, creativity, decentralization, and the permissionless, near frictionless nature of #massiveinteroperability?
2025-11-16 01:34:28 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This is significant: nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqrqpzplfq3m5v3u5r0q9f255fdeyz8nyac6lagssx8zy4wugxjs8ajf7pqydhwumn8ghj7mmjd3uj6un9d3shjtnfd4mkzmry9ejh2tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz7qpqly7238rpvmcv4j8vvjnm5pfkt7wjr59zug79xm5qkcfukam0qelqq7kd9h If your client won't render this correctly, your client is lame and you should really try out jumble.imwald.eu and you, too, can Yak (voice notes by nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424) to pretty much anything.
2025-11-15 17:04:19 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I just bought a domain. Beware! #tens #theemergencybeaversystem
2025-10-27 16:45:32 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:npub1qn6wvpmqfnpl3xsu79yvfcgpjz4azdfe5ft220nqjmwqg223fvaq58xsha I installed Noscall v.20, and still no calls go through. Plus, adding contacts fails, but only on one of my android devices. Just FYI. image
2025-10-27 11:41:57 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I'm definitely looking forward to testing this. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqp85ucrkqnxrlzdpeu2gcnssry9t6y6nngjk55lxp9kuqs54zje6qydhwumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcqyzyz4xpa3aky4ge78pglhfjx5x6eqcjc3avkfqx6pqnvlvj72u7kujyy3gm
2025-10-22 17:48:58 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Just a reminder for people. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqp5fmavy02xnxa5f9k3fvgkhcr7urmcetr6tc3r3myykd2s7e20jqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309a6xsetxdaex2um59ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hsqgz30z9m666nu8kv2nu3a2npsca9hkpydswk9q28repfe5ez4fjfyvayzz3l
2025-10-22 14:45:40 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
@the_beave This is a test. This is just a test of The Emergency Beaver System. Had this been an actual emergency, a beaver would be dispatched to your location via local rideshare. This concludes the test of The Emergency Beaver System.
2025-10-22 14:27:16 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →