💻JUST IN: The Bugle's March 2025 Bitcoin Core Dev Power Rankings Are Out!
Core Dev's increased productivity in the previous month💪
1. Michael Ford
2. Hennadii Stepanov ⬆️ +3
3. Ava Chow ⬇️ -1
4. Ryan Ofsky
5. Gloria Zhao ⬇️ -2
🚨CLEMENCY FOR ETHEREUM: President Trump grants stay of execution for doomed shitcoin 💩 with Sunday morning post on Truth Social.
"We need Ethereum to wrap America's Bitcoin"
Finding the right Bitcoin Only KYC company to simp for is harder than ever. Eventually, they all embarrass their simps by becoming embroiled in scandal.
Informed consent before choosing the right brand to simp for is crucial. That's why we made this chart for aspiring simps.
It’s been over 48 hours since we’ve seen or heard from Richard Greaser. He seemed to have disappeared after this mysterious van was seen parked outside the Bugle News room. Please let us know if you have any tips to his location and or status.
Yes we already tried the “Find my type writer app”
Will you be able to afford to listen to 40 hours of Bitcoin podcasts per week AND say GM to Nostr if the U.S. slides into a recession?
How will the recession impact you?