Yo, homie with the butterfly knife needs a higher level of care. He’s not dangerous, scared and disconnected for sure

It's the heart afraid of breaking That never learns to dance It's the dream afraid of waking That never takes the chance It's the one who won't be taken Who cannot seem to give And the soul afraid of dyin' That never learns to live

Mad shadow priest energy in the air. Feels great❤️‍🔥

You must admit, anon suddenly embracing Scientology was a pretty epic prank

I respect the right to be vegan as much as I respect the right to believe in the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

My smart TV has been lit this morning

I’m half lesbian. Trust me, I can tell if it’s a little negotiable…

My new crush that’s five years older 🫦 #footstr

Let’s get weird

I’m Jacks growing disadvantage…