What’s with this jump from iOS 18 to iOS 26? What happened to the numbers in between??

Today’s workout

If you’re still complaining about 1 sat zaps, that’s entirely your fault. You can do things (to yourself) 😂😂 View quoted note →

Or is it…? View quoted note →

Saylor said that he’d be buying the top (forever). He forgot to say that he may also selling the bottom (eventually). View quoted note →

My dead cat is not bouncing 😭🤣😭😂

FUD’s flying off the shelves this season. ‘23 and ‘24 runs have clearly pissed a lot of people.

Just go outside, smoke a cigarette and lower your time preference 😂😂

After last year’s Saylor 100k party, a shitty year is probably what we deserved.

Do you have dream stack that you would like to reach? Down phases are made exactly for that! Progressively increase your DCA the uglier shit gets. Or set a ladder of limit buy orders at whatever psychological levels tickle your “wickles” 😂🤪 You just keep going one milestone at a time. And when you reach your stack goal, because you will (terms and conditions apply™️), you just keep fucking going!