May the next chapters of my life be a gratuitous sex scene followed by making millions in the stock market and living happily ever after and not masturbating in the bathroom while scratching a lotto ticket and tasting the tears flowing down my cheek.
I’ll take “ somewhere in the middle, for 500, Alec.”
Life is all about perspective.
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When your morning fart sounds like Donald Duck acting sexy.
Smooth…..
The Constantine movie is better than people will admit.
Elon just spoke the new battle cry!!
“ Go fuck yourself “ is this years “Let’s go Brandon “.
Say it loud and proud!!!
There needs to be a #nostr version of YouTube.
Biden just forgave ( once again) millions in student debt.
This is just trying to buy votes because his polls are shit.
If this goes to finality, inflation is going to exponentially rise.
Once again, Bitcoin wins, fiat loses.
I’m surprised Frosty’s nose isn’t a cucumber. 
I really want to know the punchline, but I’m afraid of ending up committing suicide. 
Actually, it probably end both parties. 
