I need to get some soap from @SoapMiner

Tottenham Hotspurs are champions of Europe once again!

“Any man who tries to be good all the time is bound to come to ruin among the great number who are not good. Hence a prince who wants to keep his authority must learn how not to be good, and use that knowledge, or refrain from using it, as necessity requires.” -The Prince, Niccolò Machiavelli

Inmate 1: “What are you in for?” Inmate 2: “I am in for 3rd degree murder. What about you?” Inmate 1: “Wire fraud. What about you?” Inmate 3: “Cutting the tag off a mattress” #Jokestr

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” -Winston Churchill

Happy Easter Fam!