Not “the nostr”
THE nostr
THEEEEEE one and only
alanajoy
alanajoy@alanajoy.com
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⚡️ Can’t kill my vibe, it’s immortal. ⚡️
Be open minded, but not so much your 🧠 falls out.
#bitcoin
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Is using “the nostr” like smoking “the pot”?
I’ve lost 25lbs since I started OMAD in July. I’ve been back at the gym since August. I haven’t felt this good about myself in a long time.
If that bothers you for some reason: weird. But idc. 🫶
The way he turns his head when the bell rings and then barks after like, “wooftf” 🤣
When you’re perpetually late but your bestie is getting proposed to and you’ll be killed/die if you miss it 🤣 
Me navigating y’all’s bullshit 💅
I’m not going anywhere, darlin’…
I’m going everywhere 😘 
🤡💀🫠 
Cursed 🫠 
In my Edith era? 🤔🤣
HOW THO 
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It took me 4 decades to realize:
If you’re talking about me and not talking to me you aren’t the kind of person whose opinion really matters.
“I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry.”
Believe that shit and fuck off. 😘
🧚🏼♀️🌲🍄 Magical morning 
Oysters are freshest during months ending in R if you even care 🤌✨ 
What a dope 
Tortellini stuffed with Italian sweet sausage, garlic, and Parmesan in a simple homemade sauce: just heavy cream, minced garlic, cracked pepper, butter, and Asiago, Romano, and Parmesan cheese. I sautéed some Italian sweet sausage and added it to the sauce
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PROTECT BABIES AND CHILDREN
ALWAYS
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
💔