“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Imma let you finish Ralph, but I prefer to celebrate the absurdities because life would be so boring without them. And I also prefer, eventually at least, to have learned from the blunders enough to laugh at my own well curated collection of absurdities while remaining unencumbered by them. It’s all necessary and too beautiful in its perfectly balanced juxtaposition to let yourself forget.
But I hear you.
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alanajoy
alanajoy@alanajoy.com
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⚡️ Can’t kill my vibe, it’s immortal. ⚡️
Be open minded, but not so much your 🧠 falls out.
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“If you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone.”
- Naval Ravikant 

The less power a man has, the more he likes to use it 🧚🏼♀️✨
Grateful 🫶 

Me: You should check out Seeking Alpha
Her: Sounds like a dating app for wannabe trad wives
I think sometimes in life you have to just shuffle the deck of cards. Too much time is wasted waiting for things to happen. Make something happen, anything… if your heart is in the right place, it’s forward motion.
Stagnant waters are dangerous. Habit is the nemesis of evolution. I am not a victim of change, I am the creator of it. I not only welcome it, but I also embrace it. With change comes wisdom, experience, growth. It’s up to you to shake it up, otherwise, you’re just letting life jolt you around as if you were sitting on a roller coaster too loosely strapped in.
On a daily basis, we assume the world around us is the same place it was the day before, but that is never true. Every single thing changes, every single day. Everything alive will age, every human will experience something that will nudge or shape that which we are made of. Seeds are planted, leaves will fall.
Floorboards become worn down after a hundred thousand footsteps over years of assuming the world is the same. It's not the same and neither are you.
It’s not until the planks start to squeak that you’ll realize… time has passed.
Carpe diem.
Sometimes it’s all just exhausting 🙃
Not “the nostr”
THE nostr
THEEEEEE one and only
🧚🏼♀️✨ 

Is using “the nostr” like smoking “the pot”?
I’ve lost 25lbs since I started OMAD in July. I’ve been back at the gym since August. I haven’t felt this good about myself in a long time.
If that bothers you for some reason: weird. But idc. 🫶
The way he turns his head when the bell rings and then barks after like, “wooftf” 🤣
When you’re perpetually late but your bestie is getting proposed to and you’ll be killed/die if you miss it 🤣 

Me navigating y’all’s bullshit 💅
I’m not going anywhere, darlin’…
I’m going everywhere 😘


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Cursed 🫠 
