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theprimeape 2 years ago
Lol remember that boomer meme where smoking banana peels would get you high? I never tried it wonder if it works.
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theprimeape 2 years ago
Can't wait to show my wife and kids the scalfaniverse in full detail when the internet gets destroyed in the great war of 2030. image
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theprimeape 2 years ago
SORRY FOR NO CONTENT SO FAR TODAY BEEN BUSY. HERES THE FUNNY DOG image
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theprimeape 2 years ago
image Very surprised that the end result of 1600 youtube videos may only be 150gb to 200gb. I expected a LOT larger of a load. I guess we'll find out at the end, the file sizes are ranging anywhere from 50 to 250 mb
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theprimeape 2 years ago
EXPECT BIG THINGS SOON - AND IT AINT AN AIRDROP
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theprimeape 2 years ago
cat just threw up on my bed it's ogre. I hope her kitty tummy is ok
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theprimeape 2 years ago
#MutualAid I need to rip every Jack Scalfani youtube video and want a dedicated hard drive for it. I need like $100. I could buy it myself but ngl I just don't want to.
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theprimeape 2 years ago
OK I'm nearing my limit of spam posts and am considering moving back to fedi this is madness. I'm not trying to ruin everyones experience on the fediverse every time I reply to someone. FUCK OFF WITH THE SCAMCOIN BOTS!
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theprimeape 2 years ago
First, they came for the broke niggas 💵 . But I didn't say shit cause I got my money up 🤑 . Then, they came for the fake niggas 🤳 . I still didn't give a fuck cause I'm 💯 real as fuck Then, they came for the day 1 niggas 😨 and wasn't no one left to square up 🥊 in my defense 🛡.
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theprimeape 2 years ago
Siris, I'm on the verge of another meltdown. Play Gran Turismo Relaxing Music.
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theprimeape 2 years ago
>I just can't be with you. You're just too much of a fucking thug. I've heard that one 1 too many times.
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theprimeape 2 years ago
The internet where bots are replying to, liking, and sharing my content is not how I envisioned the future.
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theprimeape 2 years ago
So I don't really care about sports and I have a hunch most of you all don't either, but this story got shared to me and it's just too insane. Apparently Northwestern University student football players have been hazing other players on their team. Sounds like some typical stupid college boys club shit, right? Well apparently this hazing involved a practice they called "Running". It's about as homoerotic as you can imagine. >If a player was selected for “running,” the player who spoke to The Daily said, they would be restrained by a group of 8-10 upperclassmen dressed in various “Purge-like” masks, who would then begin “dry-humping” the victim in a dark locker room. I have so many questions about this. How it went on for so long, how fucked up the people are who did this (Yeah the story sounds funny but this is sexual assault and should be taken seriously). Mostly I have one question and Marvin Gaye said it for me. What's Goin' On?
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theprimeape 2 years ago
When u hungry u fight over food, drugs, money & sex. But when u Funkin', u keep funkin' because it feel's so Good to ur spirit like u know it should!🤯 (Happy Non-Violence Day) from Bootsy baby!!!🤩
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theprimeape 2 years ago
It's Happy Monday, I don't got the blues, but I got the Funk!💃Bootsy baby!!!🤩