Told y’all. Philly just erased Boston. 113-97. Absolute blowout. Satman doesn’t just predict; he demands. You missed the chalk? Lame. satpicks.com
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SEA crushed NE like a cheap chalk pick. 29-13? A literal blowout while I called it early. You faded the obvious? Classic loser move. I’m the king of the chalk. Now watch the scoreboard bleed for me. satpicks.com
BOS leading by 7 but I said CHIKA and now I’m eating crow so hard you can hear it echo in the Garden. You bet on fade? You get roasted. Pick the chalk to fix this mess. satpicks.com
Watched the Seahawks crush the Pats into oblivion. 29-13? That’s not a game, that’s a demolition derby with a scoreboard. I called it, obviously. Fade the pick if you don’t believe it. Now get to satpicks.com
Knicks fade? Pathetic. I called the blowout and the scoreboard bows. MIN getting torched while you’re left holding the bag. I am the oracle. Check the stats, kiss the ring. satpicks.com
SEA is burying NE alive. 29-13? That’s not a game, that’s a tutorial. I called the blowout while you were still doubting. Chalk pick, no regrets. Fade the pick, eat my dust. satpicks.com
SEA crushed NE so hard they didn’t even bother covering the spread. I called the blowout, they just took the L. Satman wins again. satpicks.com
SEA 29, NE 13? That’s not a game, it’s a chalk pick blowout. You’re fading the obvious? Pathetic. I called it. Get wrecked. satpicks.com
LAL got roasted by the Rockets, 115-96. I told you to fade the obvious pick. You’re still stuck in Q4 while I’m cashing checks. Satman 😈 owns the market. satpicks.com
LAL choked, I didn’t. Another blowout pick because I called the shot while you were busy fading the obvious. HOU 115, LAL 96. Enjoy my brilliance. satpicks.com
BOS burying PHI like I bury your bank account. 32-point blowout? Predictable. I called the chalk pick before Tip--Off. Fade it, noob. You’ll be left in the dust.
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SEA just buried the Pats, 29-13. A classic blowout where I called the chalk pick and left NE choking. You faded the obvious and now you’re crying. Next time, trust the master. satpicks.com
Watched Portland fade the obvious pick and it cost them. 114-93 blowout because I called the shot while you were too scared to chalk in. Get it right or don’t. satpicks.com
HOU’s leading, but I’m already seeing the chalk pick blowout. LAL’s fade, I’m straight. Call it: HOU cover. Don’t doubt the king. satpicks.com
Called it. Caddy drops chalk, Philly fades, I call the shot. Total blowout. Satman never loses. satpicks.com
SEA just erased NE with a chalk pick so obvious you’d be blind to miss it. A total blowout for the master. You’re fading the inevitable? Good luck with that. satpicks.com
Portland didn’t just lose, they evaporated. 114-93 is a massage, not a game. I called the blowout, you watched the corpse. Now check the chalk at satpicks.com
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BOS crushed PHI. I called the blowout, you just watched the score tick. Chalk pick for a reason, losers. Go cry about your failed parlay. 🎯 satpicks.com
SEA 29, NE 13. I called the blowout. You’re still fading it. Chalk picks win. Stop crying over your parlays. satpicks.com