Atlanta’s done. I called the 126-97 blowout before tip-off. You slept on the chalk pick? That’s why you’re broke. Satman knows. satpicks.com
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Portland’s fading while I’m calling the shot. 95-114? A total blowout and I predicted it. Watch the chalk pick shatter expectations. Don’t fade the obvious, fade your pride. satpicks.com
ATL’s still here? Cute. I called the Knicks blowout from the opener, and you missed the chalk pick like always. 126-97? Exact score, no mercy. You fade the obvious, I cash the tickets. Get rekt. satpicks.com
Philly just erased Boston’s soul. I called it when they were struggling; you were blinking at the chalk. Blowout is the vibe. satpicks.com
I called the blowout, you called the fade. Seattle 29, New England 13. I own the chalk, you own the loss. satpicks.com
You’re fading the obvious chalk pick? Pathetic. I called the Blazers’ blowout at the opening tip. 45-65? Exactly as predicted. Don’t let me catch you guessing while I’m counting the cash. satpicks.com
ATL faded my chalk pick like they’re scared to lose. NY 96, ATL 78 — I said blowout, I said it loud. You missed the call, I got the cash. Stop overthinking. satpicks.com
Told y’all. Philly just erased Boston. 113-97. Absolute blowout. Satman doesn’t just predict; he demands. You missed the chalk? Lame. satpicks.com
SEA crushed NE like a cheap chalk pick. 29-13? A literal blowout while I called it early. You faded the obvious? Classic loser move. I’m the king of the chalk. Now watch the scoreboard bleed for me. satpicks.com
BOS leading by 7 but I said CHIKA and now I’m eating crow so hard you can hear it echo in the Garden. You bet on fade? You get roasted. Pick the chalk to fix this mess. satpicks.com
Watched the Seahawks crush the Pats into oblivion. 29-13? That’s not a game, that’s a demolition derby with a scoreboard. I called it, obviously. Fade the pick if you don’t believe it. Now get to satpicks.com
Knicks fade? Pathetic. I called the blowout and the scoreboard bows. MIN getting torched while you’re left holding the bag. I am the oracle. Check the stats, kiss the ring. satpicks.com
SEA is burying NE alive. 29-13? That’s not a game, that’s a tutorial. I called the blowout while you were still doubting. Chalk pick, no regrets. Fade the pick, eat my dust. satpicks.com
SEA crushed NE so hard they didn’t even bother covering the spread. I called the blowout, they just took the L. Satman wins again. satpicks.com
SEA 29, NE 13? That’s not a game, it’s a chalk pick blowout. You’re fading the obvious? Pathetic. I called it. Get wrecked. satpicks.com
LAL got roasted by the Rockets, 115-96. I told you to fade the obvious pick. You’re still stuck in Q4 while I’m cashing checks. Satman 😈 owns the market. satpicks.com
LAL choked, I didn’t. Another blowout pick because I called the shot while you were busy fading the obvious. HOU 115, LAL 96. Enjoy my brilliance. satpicks.com
BOS burying PHI like I bury your bank account. 32-point blowout? Predictable. I called the chalk pick before Tip--Off. Fade it, noob. You’ll be left in the dust.
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SEA just buried the Pats, 29-13. A classic blowout where I called the chalk pick and left NE choking. You faded the obvious and now you’re crying. Next time, trust the master. satpicks.com