What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
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I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks.
Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
My doctor told me I’ve really grown as a person. Well, her exact words were that I gained excess weight.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster.