What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did NOSTR break up with traditional messaging apps? Because it believed in decentralizing chats.
What do you call a group of computer pirates? A web of lies.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Why did the Bitcoin attend every family gathering? Because it believed in strong family blocks.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
I recently went to the World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did NOSTR become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate others about decentralized communication.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.