The new Star Wars Skeleton Crew TV series is quite a something. Kids love it, and I love it. Makes me feel like a kid again. https://imdb.com/title/tt20600980

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Cathie Wood when a Bitcoin hits $13 million.

Somehow this is a real photo. 👀🤔😬

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"The Measure of Intelligence is The Ability to Change" - A. Einstein?

Is this the epitome of evil face? Who is this dude? Caption the photo! #AskNostr

Fuck your mind if you want fuck! Can you unfuck it though?

My wallet is hard.

Our audits are shit? Buy new computers. $$$ We're obese? Buy ozempic. $$$ We're dumb, poor, perverted and at war? Inhabit 👀 a hostile 👀 environment millions of miles away from Earth. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

He wants the USA to sell all its gold. 👀 He doesn't want people to self-custody, he wants them to buy his $mstr shares at almost 3x the price of bitcoin in its treasury.

The ceiling in one of my 15 toilets after bitcoin hits $1m. When it hits $13m per coin I am building a civilization on Mars.

Seeing people who likely have less than 1 coin, dig old (non-hateful) posts from years ago, and publicly shit on the people who had posted them, is sad and pathetic. Kids trying to be liked by the cool kids in high school.

Disclaimer: Sharks eat scrubs off my ass. I have given away so much, and I still have x10000s more than I need. The multiples I made hitting 100k..., you won't make anywhere close to it, even if you bought now and held til $10m. I am always cashing, and yet I am forever holding. Selling it all will kill people. If it gets to 10m, I will still have a lot to sell. I had enough when it hit $1k. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, Satoshi. 🫶

No-coiners on their way to work today.

Now that the magic internet money is trading above $100k petro dollars, I am officially a pharaoh, cuz ya no - pyramids 😉. Opened two new offices.

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Selfie time. I'm such a cool cat. #inlovewithmyself

Dare you enter? Gnosis awaits.

Japanese authorities have arrested a gang of scammers by analyzing Monero transactions for the first time in crypto history. A group of 18 scammers has been under investigation since Aug 2024 by a Japanese cybercrime unit formed in Apr 2024. The authorities have analyzed about 900 of the group’s Monero XMR-based money-laundering transactions for $670k, by a simple timing & amount analysis.