Crowdstrike after causing the largest IT failure in history

I just stopped at the gas station and couldn't get any gas lmao. Tried multiple pumps and multiple cards from different banks, all errored out

GM #BlockchainBarbellClub ‼️ What are we lifting today?? 500 sats to the first person to guess what lift I'm working on 🫡

For the time capsule. German government sold 49,858 BTC for €2,629,683,413.92 Avg €52,944.03/BTC

Better than the Powerball? Lottery mining with a Bitaxe 401, I'm averaging ~800Gh. Via

SoloChance.com — Solo Mining Chance Calculator

Calculate your chance of hitting a Bitcoin block when solo mining.

my odds of winning a block reward are ~1 in 638,700,000. Powerball odds are ~1 in 292,201,338. 2 Powerball drawings per week, 1 block every ~10 minutes. Chances of winning per week: •BTC block reward: Approximately 0.000001578 (or 1.578 x 10^-6) •Powerball jackpot: Approximately 0.000000006844 (or 6.844 x 10^-9) Hitting a block reward mining with a Bitaxe 401 is about 230 times more likely than hitting the Powerball

LFG Shoutout to @Solosatoshi.com 🇺🇸

War. What is it good for? #Bitcoin #Softwar #Quotestr

Thinking back to the time I spent a few weeks in the Galapagos Islands studying the giant tortoise. What an experience, I felt I might as well have been in Jurassic Park, but with no predators. It amazed me how long their necks really are, only really seen when they're threatening each other over territory, food, or mate. They also lay their heads on the ground while sleeping, which I found amusing.

😭😭😭 Kill Tony is amazing

Somehow I simultaneously feel that I couldn't be more bullish, yet I'm not bullish enough.

More front squats. Never enough front squats. 5×3 from the floor, worked up to 265 lbs Taking front squats from the floor is a fun way to mix it up a little, adding in the squat clean into the first rep. Keep the back tall, head up, elbows high, and push through heels. #BlockchainBarbellClub #Weightlifting #CrossFit #Fitstr

Honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point

Trying to convince my buddy Dylan to start posting some content on Nostr, maybe even stream a bit on zap.stream... Show him some love! Any zaps on this post will be used to show him how supportive Nostr plebs are, and will be passed on to him. #Tunestr #NostrMusic

Who failed harder today, mainstream media or Trump's security detail?

#Fight

The Shot Heard Around the World - 2024

I love to start the weekend off strong with some Saturday morning snatch work. While it's always tempting to sleep in, it's much more satisfying to get up, get after it, and set the tone 💪 Complex movements like this sharpen both mind and body #BlockchainBarbellClub #OlympicLifting #Weightlifting #Fitstr

What are we lifting today?? 500 sats to the first person to guess what lift I'm working on this afternoon 🫡 #BlockchainBarbellClub #Fitstr #Weightlifting #CrossFit

Obama literally did the Key & Peele skit 💀