X is the "hot girl" in the 80's teen comedy that Nostr pines after, but she doesn't know he exists and never will. Meanwhile, Mastodon is the awkward, nerdy girl who WILL actually talk to Nostr, but .... he's not into it.

"viruses might or might not exist" -- an actual, practicing MD on Nostr 😱 View quoted note →

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