hitting a big slide in my socks in my absolute bombed out shitter first house and gettting so rekt by huge splinters that I get instantly foreclosed on

NASA is hiring STEM grads to live in its mars simulator for 365 earth days. I applied so i can finally know what it feels like to have no sex for a year on multiple planets

if you buy flood insurance for your house ur a pussy dude. how about developing some risk tolerance

dying sublimely in a car accident in order to better the gender gap. in after life I find out I killed 3 women in the wreck

Wawa has pizza, I have herpes