some day as CEO I’m gonna do the spin the football touchdown celebration after a big meeting except it’ll be with a huge hard boiled egg

am I doing this right @Bitcoin Bull lnbc1570n1pjas9lppp5xx9elsdq448tr725vnetaqe32agkq5v0npfccghzrdvu2mp0h2zsdrgwdshgueqvehhygrsd36k6enjdannxsrswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap6yp6x2um5d9hxwffjxphx7um5wgjnyvrswf5k6ctvy5erqun9vdjkjan9cqzzsxqrrs0sp5trv8xnp9ke95lchmlknekakzqdslqnyn5pwrw7r3h5yu40t36yms9qyyssqz6djx7sy3a2zckhk0gyz40qg7vzk0452wf8svw7vn9t06gkx8xuylkmalrc2gs9p9f4lf4fdj7ttx5yek3m3ahy63j5w9pzmjezedcsq0jxyvu

to more I learn about Bitcoin, the more I am forced to examine myself, my purpose and what good I'm providing to the world

remembering my 90s doctor's office used to have me piss into a regular dixie cup. Then I'd have to walk nonchalantly with a cup full of piss back to the nurse, through the hall with other docs and patients walking by lol

remembering in my 90s kindergarten they had a dunce cap they'd make the children wear if really misbehaving. I only wore it once and the shame was palpable. Wild memory lol

hitting a big slide in my socks in my absolute bombed out shitter first house and gettting so rekt by huge splinters that I get instantly foreclosed on

NASA is hiring STEM grads to live in its mars simulator for 365 earth days. I applied so i can finally know what it feels like to have no sex for a year on multiple planets