Don't be a Damus, buy a Google Pixel.
muskeeto 🦟
npub1kxjn...jnay
Damus is trash anyways.
*never used it, but iphones are for larps
Subscribe to unlock.
Get my bitcoin from a man in a van down by the river.
Unethical bitcoiners are worse than crypto scammers.
BESTNGU
Walked a gang of steps at the Zoo today.
1. Generate npub
2. Download wallet of satoshi
3. Pretend you've never used the internet
Half the nostr features clients add are garbage and that's alright.
Users ruin most bc they are stupid.
Not even a lick of fomo for Prague.
Note to @muskeeto 🦟
You will close the deal. You will be successful. You will work harder.
Tits > Bits > Sats
I wonder if nostr got a ghetto.
TGIF 🤙
Was zapped 91 sats and now I'll never have to work a day in my life.
Literally 0 notifications since last night.
Life's good. 😎
I either gained 5 followers or lost them all.