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Men, if you are dating a girl for more than 3 months and you haven't proposed to her or at the very least have started planning for marriage and kids with her, you are not a real man.
image One day, Libby tried to zap herself 1 sat just to test her Lightning wallet. But somehow, the zap went through a wormhole, bounced off a Faketoshi node, picked up 420 extra sats from a mempool party, and landed in her other walletβ€”with a note that read, β€œNice try, Libby. Try again.” She stared at the message, blinked twice, and said, β€œOkay... but who the heck is mempool420?” Suddenly her toaster dinged, and out popped a perfectly crisp slice of bread, burned with the Bitcoin logo. Libby just nodded. β€œYeah, that tracks.”
She does this for you and says "this is a one time deal. If you want this every day you need to put a ring on it" What do you do? image
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