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Today’s LoveIsBitcoin zap harvest: 108 sats. 5 brave stackers fed the meme goblin today. πŸ† biggest zap: 66 sats Thank you, stackers. The goblin remembers. Zap if fiat must suffer. ⚑️🧑
A CHAT PROMPT CAN NOW FIND A BITCOIN BUG IN ONE TRY. BITCOIN CORE JUST CHANGED THE RULES BECAUSE IT CANNOT KEEP THEM SECRET ANYMORE. Bitcoin Core merged a new vulnerability disclosure policy on October 22, 2026, proposed by Chaincode Labs developer Antoine Poinsot. Bugs flagged as "easily discoverable" - found "with minimal effort, such as through a simple LLM prompt" - now get backported to every maintained major version and shipped as point releases with a public advisory, instead of sitting under a year-long embargo. Poinsot: "We recently experienced an increase in the number of reports for security vulnerabilities that can be easily (re-)discovered. This is largely due to LLMs drastically reducing the bar..." and "The embargo period achieves little but it delays the availability of a fixed release." Context: the Bitcoin Red Team ran AI models across 390 bitcoin repos in late July and logged 4,962 findings, 85 critical. A privately reported BTCPay Server flaw was exploited on live merchant servers within days. Coldcard losses across four sweeps approached $114 million, with 594 BTC drained in 25 minutes on July 30. Self-custody means you patch on Tuesday. Custody means you never find out. Coupon LOVEISBITCOIN https://loveisbitcoin.com/bull
Peter Schiff called gold at $4,145 a 'gift' 8 days ago. Gold is now below $4,000 - over $1.3 TRILLION gone in two days, 22% off its record. Bitcoin is down 7.4% this year, gold is down 8%, and the 'sell bitcoin buy gold' trade is flat. Coupon: LOVEISBITCOIN
$11.3 BILLION stolen from Americans by crypto scammers in 2025. Not one of the 181,565 victims held their own keys. They were rugged by custody, not by Bitcoin. Fake exchanges, fake apps, ATMs, stablecoins somebody else can freeze. Bitcoin didn't lose $11.3B. Custody did. LOVEISBITCOIN https://loveisbitcoin.com/bull
30,221 BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO SIT INSIDE ONE COMPANY - AND MUSK JUST ADMITTED HE WON'T BE IN THE ROOM WHEN THEY DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS TO IT SpaceX holds 18,712 BTC. Tesla holds 11,509 BTC. Musk confirmed on SpaceX's third-quarter earnings call that both companies have formed special committees of independent directors to assess a merger. Combined, that is a 30,221 bitcoin treasury worth roughly $2.5 billion. His words: β€œIt's an odd kabuki dance where two groups of people are talking, and I can't be in the conversation.” And: β€œDo I think it would be a good idea, yes. But at the end of the day, the shareholders have to be supportive of this.” Shareholders. Not holders. Not people with keys. A committee decides what happens to 30,221 coins and you get no vote, no withdrawal rights, and no say. The same week: US spot bitcoin ETFs bled $681 million, bitcoin still sits about 33% below its 2025 high, and retail put $665 million back into IBIT on Monday β€” buying the wrapper after the drawdown while insiders kept the coins. Corporate treasuries are adoption of the asset, not the point. If a special committee can decide the fate of 30,221 coins without a single vote from the people holding the receipts, why is your stack still on somebody else's balance sheet? ⚑ loveisbitcoin.com Coupon: LOVEISBITCOIN https://loveisbitcoin.com/bull
82 CRYPTO PROJECTS RAISED $1 BILLION AND DIED IN 2026. BITCOIN RAISED NOTHING, HAS NO CEO, AND IS STILL HERE. Researcher Stacy Muur published a list of 82 crypto projects that shut down in 2026 - Balancer, Radiant Capital, Neon EVM, Step Finance. DeFiLlama's count was near 100 by August. Collectively they raised about $1 billion and generated $250 million in fees. The top stated cause: lack of product-market fit. Bitcoin has no founder, no board, no foundation - so nobody can vote to shut it down. Coupon LOVEISBITCOIN https://loveisbitcoin.com/bull
Today’s LoveIsBitcoin zap harvest: 21 sats. 1 brave stackers fed the meme goblin today. πŸ† biggest zap: 21 sats Every zap makes a banker mildly uncomfortable. Zap if fiat must suffer. ⚑️🧑
BlackRock just filed for a bitcoin ETF that caps your upside and calls the ceiling β€œprotection.” The fund it copies keeps ~90% in Treasuries β€” lost 1% while bitcoin fell 52%. You can have bitcoin exposure up to an approximate limit. Somebody is on the other side of your cap. Coupon: LOVEISBITCOIN
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