life hack: block the word “discourse”
Joan Westenberg
joanwestenberg@nos.social
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“Foul-mouthed leftist” 🍕 I write about tech + politics + humans.
wow. cannot BELIEVE you would dare to argue with me on the internet. im currently printing out every single thing youve said since 2007, binding it into a leather tome called “The Complete Works of Dipshit” & mailing it to your entire extended family
when white liberals call for a “revolution” it’s because they assume they’ll be in a leadership position away from the front lines
I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optimist with experience in how the world actually works
another day of being the only person who knows the correct way to sleep. you’re all doing it wrong and i refuse to elaborate. nighty night fuckers
If you’re one of those people who ‘just love Mondays,’ I hope your printer jams for the rest of your life
I feel like I’d use GIMP a lot more if it wasn’t called GIMP
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
rewatched that video of celebrities singing ‘we’re all in this together’ from their gold-plated bunkers and i’m convinced it was a satanic ritual to summon a second wave of covid
Hot take your mother in law was right
new Meta slogan: move farts and break wind
Why centrism today is just political cowardice in disguise—and how to rebuild the middle ground
www.joanwestenberg.com/why-today…
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/why-todays-centrism-stands-for-nothing/
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/why-todays-centrism-stands-for-nothing/
I barely want to talk to actual humans why the fuck would I want to have an endless conversation with a meta AI chatbot of Meryl Streep
“I get why people don’t like Voldemort but if you actually listen to his podcast he has some good ideas”
Good people: “doing this worked for me, it might work for you!”
Bad people: “doing this worked for me, if it doesn’t work for you, you’re the problem”
Shitheads: “doing this worked for me, buy my $500 course to find out it more”
if you ever judge me for wearing pajamas to the store, just know: i have already judged you 10 times harder, for being a Fed who puts on pants before 12
As the leader of the Rohan First party I say let Gondor make a deal with Mordor on their own. Sauron has given me his word that his forces will stop at the Anduin and I have no reason to doubt him. Stop sending our horses into foreign wars. Make Rohan Great Again
the nerds at the new york times: “in this ohio diner, we found 5 trump supporters and 5 biden supporters” (they’re all the same guy)
If your centrism moves with the Overton window instead of anchoring in an actual belief system you’re not actually a centrist you’re just pissing your pants in the middle and pretending it’s a point of view
I have a lot of trauma from my childhood that I still don’t talk about much. But here goes.
When I was a kid we had a Beta Max instead of a VCR.