my roommate michael moore has been trying to get an interview with ronald mcdonald for 30 years. keeps sneaking into head office disguising himself as the hamburgler. they know it’s you michael
Joan Westenberg
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this is the funniest bio I have ever read. literally just “a list of times I got owned”
I think Harris is going to win.
But if Harris loses, the establishment democrats are gonna throw trans people under a bus driven by Donald Trump with a bumper sticker that says “I don’t brake for pronouns”
I can’t believe I’m having an actual conversation with someone who thinks it’s dismissive to call people who have a fear of trans people “transphobic” wait no i can believe that
I spent 3 years writing GARBAGE on every photo of biden i could find. he has stolen my bit. i am contacting the plagiarism police
its called a presidential “race” but they wont let me drive my 1998 honda civic into the voting booth. system is rigged
matt walsh is what happens when you feed an AI 10,000 hours of someone saying ‘actually,’ and then give it a beard
breaking news: local man who spent 6 hours sending death threats is deeply wounded that someone told him to shut up. more at 11
the cowards guide to posting: 1. harass someone 2. get mad when they respond 3. write a 12 part thread about Civility In Discourse"
It’s bloody refreshing to see a tech company ask their hard-core users what they want and then…build it. I’d love to see more of this.
by 2025 joan will be a payments platform by 2026 joan will be a self driving car by 2027 joan will be bankrupt & my posts about joan will be evidence in federal court
why the fuck would you spend 4 years getting ‘educated’ at some commie Marxist hippie lentil university when you could be spending that time becoming a self made millionaire by inheriting money
PLEASE DONT ADVERTISE A RESTAURANT THAT ISNT FREE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT
Cat Stevens: I’m looking for a hard headed woman one who will make me do my bed
DOCTOR Jordan Peterson : :
thank you Mr Bezos my family can “eat” now
Biden nailed it. Trump voters are garbage. Every last one of them. No exceptions.
“I promised Full Self Driving. I never promised the driving style wouldn’t be ‘unhinged Florida man at 3am’“
Okay I feel like we gave “reaching across the aisle” the old college try, regardless of who wins, next year we are socially isolating and shunning every Trump voter and every racist fucking family member so they die alone and lonely. Like, we’re just never speaking to them again.