absolutely will not go to your open mic night. would rather get in a fist fight with every single bird at the zoo. the penguins have been talking shit anyway
Joan Westenberg
joanwestenberg@nos.social
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“Foul-mouthed leftist” 🍕 I write about tech + politics + humans.
“it’s like bitcoin but worse in every way” (receives 50 million in venture funding)
not many ppl know this but they actually made Lex Fridman in a lab by blending a stock photo of ‘guy thinking hard’ with the concept of a TED Talk nobody asked for
just had 3 ‘left-wing’ yoga moms tell me they’re voting for the ghost of Richard Nixon, while my buddy who listens to AM radio swears he’s writing in Scooby-Doo. absolutely no idea what it means for the country, but as a certified galaxy-brain thinker, i MUST announce it publicly
my roommate michael moore has started wearing his baseball cap in the shower. says he learned in detroit that “you never know when history will happen”
dear influencers the correct way to hold every mic is any way that makes it look like you’re clutching a dick
Chad LeBron vs Beta Cuck Bezos
“important update! To better serve our users and continue providing the best experience we can we’re taking away your favourite features and raising our prices and adding limits to how you can use our product look how much better served you are”
ben shapiro frantically measuring his own height at 2am in the walmart parking lot, screaming ‘the tape measure is a tool of cultural marxism.’ someone come get their boy
your atomic habits: drinking water when you wake up
my tactical nuclear habits: flooding my entire house with deuterium oxide. becoming clinically hydrated. local water table permanently altered
I need to write up a blog post on the only physical note taking system that has ever worked for me
if I’ve learned one thing from trying to engage in good faith with right wing fopdoodles it’s that there is no fucking point trying to engage in good faith with right wing fopdoodles
anyone who says they wouldnt have voted to execute socrates is a coward. this man would follow you around the marketplace asking if you can define what a sandal is
“so much for the tolerant left” i weep, as the cashier refuses to accept my payment of 50,000 loose uncooked beans for this monster energy drink
If you’re the CEO of a company that has laid off more than 5% of its workforce in the last 12 months, there should be a freeze on your compensation for the next 12 months.
dear liberals,you claim to hate my posts and yet you keep reading them. curious. i am very intelligent
The problem with the “bring your whole self to work” concept is that some folks’ whole self is anti-vaxx, bible thumping, COVID denying fuckery. I don’t know about you but I’d rather not see Crosses and anti-vaxx stickers on my coworkers desks or popping up in Slack channels.
wild how “some people” fight against gay and trans rights but get offended if you call them transphobic or homophobic. You don’t get to deny our rights and then demand a nice label. If you’re uncomfortable being called out, maybe question the views making you fit that label.
Ya pricks.
I’m curious. If you’re running your own business / publication, etc, do you have a to-do app for your personal life and a separate app for your work? How do you draw a line between which tasks go where? What do you use?
my roommate michael moore has been trying to get an interview with ronald mcdonald for 30 years. keeps sneaking into head office disguising himself as the hamburgler. they know it’s you michael