Relocating.

Just poppin in for a sec.

@bigmarh aaight, here we go 👍🏾

The power of friends… My wife, children and HER family was really excited about us buying a house overlooking the ocean. Not my thing. But, I was gonna sign the papers anyway to make the family happy. However, right before the contracts came out, i got a call from a friend that woke me up from that dream. They said i was just on their mind. I know my dream family is mad as hell right now, cause I def ain’t going back to sleep till tonight. And you know how dreams work, I’ll probably start a new dream where I live on a farm and raise chocolate cakes. Moral of the story, dream families come and go. But friends are there for you when you wake up.

Yall ever been eating in public, then sneeze with a mouthful of food? Don’t talk to me about struggle.

Dear Future Wifi… Remember when you read this post and you was like “🥰 He talking to me” and then you realized it’s not a typo and I’m really talking to my future internet provider. Love, Corey “📶” Marshall

Confession… I go overboard in Uno 🎴 to compensate for my inability to play Spades ♠️ (I kno I’m not the only one)

Wait… I’m feeling like i just discovered magic. Just automatically edited over 3,000 lines of text with just a two second line command. I’m late to the game. But please feel my excitement.

Scotty Barnhart: director of the Count Basie Orchestra. Big fan of Big Band

Adding eyeballs can really change the mood. 👀 👀 👀 👀 🫦 👄 👅 💋

Dear Future Wife… After watching the movie Brightburn, if we ever find an abandoned baby in the woods next to a crashed spaceship… we leaving it there and never going in the woods again. Love, Corey “NotToday” Marshall

WGA Strike…

Back

Everybody is str.

Today was one of those unexpected creative productive days.

Welcoming the homie #[0]​ to #Nostr King of Puns (This was not a pun)

Be careful out there… People are still putting stuff in drinks. It’s been awhile since I’ve been in heavy social drinking environments. So I def just leave my cup unattended for periods of time. I walked away for 46 seconds, came back and thankfully before taking a drink; I spotted the fragment of waffle floating in the bottom of my icetea that my nephew threw in. Don’t be trusting these toddler nephews. They are too new to fully understand boundaries.

Breakfast. Frozen Nutty Bars and milk. 😬