My Family: We’re going to stop spending frivolously and wasting money, Also my Family:

How was the NPC convention in Chicago?

H/T BTC_Privacy

Kamala Harris—an absolute mental giant— is about to solve the root causes of inflation and world hunger by fixing food prices! Get her Nobel prize ready! #marxist #idiocy

🫵🏼 YOU are the hate speech they want to eliminate.

My kid woke me up at Midnight and was alarmed that he had eaten a bite of a moldy Kind bar with, he described, “moths and moth eggs in it.” I had ChatGPT generate the likely medical outcome for him: Ingesting moth eggs may lead to the rare and terrifying condition known as "Moth Colony Host Syndrome" (MCHS). Initially, the ingested eggs bypass digestion and begin incubating within the host's body, hatching into larvae that spread throughout the tissues. As the larvae mature, they secrete enzymes that transform the host's body into a suitable habitat, allowing the larvae to flourish and multiply. Over time, the host experiences severe symptoms such as constant itching, unexplained weight loss, and eventually, the emergence of adult moths from the skin. In the final and most alarming stage of MCHS, the host undergoes a dramatic transformation. The pheromones released by the larvae trigger a metamorphosis, causing the host's physical structure to change in ways that mimic the features of a moth. This transformation culminates in the host developing moth-like appendages, scales, and even wings, effectively becoming a living, breathing moth-human hybrid. Ultimately, the host is no longer recognizable as human, fully integrated into the moth colony as its new leader and primary reproductive force. This irreversible change is why the consumption of moth eggs is highly discouraged and considered one of the most dangerous accidental ingestions known to science.

The government loots all of you people and then they propagandize your children to worship them—pretty impressive when you think about it. - Dave Smith

I hope there’s no wrongthink on this platform.

Nothing more American than #Bitcoin

GN, Nostr.

Me hoping client checks arrive before #Bitcoin makes a new ATH. #plebchain

When your client is a month late paying you and you have to watch yesterday’s dip. #Bitcoin

Hey, #Bitcoin fixes this.

Watching the #Bitcoin dip while waiting to get paid. #MaxPain

#Bitcoiners be like…

I get paid to take pictures. #dayjob #photography

Bitcoin is unstoppable.

Apple Music - Web Player

Unstoppable by Sia on Apple Music

Song · 2016 · Duration 3:37

Bitcoiners:

Monday Morning Soundtrack

Apple Music - Web Player

Broken Glass by Sia on Apple Music

Song · 2016 · Duration 4:24

Nothing worse than being a #Bitcoiner and an independent contractor—having to wait for clients who are late on their payments is excruciating on days like today. #MaxPain