i would wear iris van herpen to the met gala this year. likely someone will.

every now and again i have a major before and after event in my kitchen: i recently learned to shake garlic cloves all together in a container to get the skins off... everything is different now.

hooray, hooray! the first of may! outdoor screwing starts today! my granny would call us and announce this to my whole family every year. she was a real gem of a human. i am forever lucky to have had her and for so long.

i don't care for michael saylor. never have.

potty training is a humbling experience.