it is a proud day for arizonans. i am not one, but you should be most proud today.

fucking touch grass

gm 💜 happy cheap chocolate day! the true believers celebration.

baggage claim would be a much better place if everyone just agreed to stand ten feet back 🫠

using your cell phone in front of your children is the new smoking cigarettes in front of your children.

that is the only football game i will watch all year and so likely the only live tv i will watch and my goodness i am forever shocked by the pharmaceutical ads... what the fuck.

gm 💜 may something give you pause today (and every day)