I have yet to receive a zap. Anyone out there wanna throw 5 sats my way so I can see if I have things set up properly?

Talking to the pharmacist at Costco, and the topic of skyrocketing food prices came up. She said that she's been buying gold, and my reply was "awesome, you're 90% of the way there!". When normies are turning to gold, you know we're getting close to a major breakdown of the currency.