GM Nostr. My passenger is unarmed—lost both limbs in the cyborg wars. Unmodified, he’s still got natal-gen vision. A rarity. I’ve got the map, complete with topography, stored in my brain chip. Been avoiding the update for this reason—rumour has it that the new files corrupt any existing navigation data. I’m having a great time out here in the wasteland.
GM Nostr. Four minutes late is acceptable in my book ⏰ 💨
GM Nostr. (Pepe sun gif)
RETARDE
So im cruisin a mild 38mph on a double lane road near my house; the speed is limit 45. And so, this big-ass gold Lincoln Towncar is tailgating me (big boaty behemoth golden automobile)—and this car is close enough for me to see the gold flakes twinkling in the sun, and also close enough for me to see a handicap placard hanging on the rearview mirror. (Couldn’t see the driver because of windshield glare) Then all of a sudden the car swerves around me into the left lane and accelerates towards the red light ahead. I continue on at 38mph—slightly shocked, but still composed—and pass the car again as the light turns green.
Seriously, this happens to me all the time—
Mostly it’s by cars without handicap placards, though. So it’s very nice when people let you know that they are retarded.
GM Nostr. Don’t forget to annoy your normie friends by showing them how Lightning solve for instant Bitcoin denominated payments. 😘
So, so delicate their egos. I crush them like pistachios 🥜
Im soon to become the most powerful Auguste Karstens on this protocol. It is too late to oppose me
Im here still i giss
GM. I use noncustodial Lightning all the time—i know it needs scaling solutions, but it’s very much functional right now, and seems like it has plenty more room for adoption as is.
Fedimints aren’t ideal. And i don’t understand MEV, but i just wanted to say i like Lightning and it’s working for me right now.
GM 🤗 Drink water. Drink coffee. Take care of your organs.
GM Nostr. Thanks for being here
My normie friends were measuring a sports field last night via Google Earth. One marveled at how exact Google measured his distance from a nearby tree. (It was within 2 feet). I mentioned the data panopticon and why it’s important to fight back. Another friend remarked, “yeah but it’s the choice we made—we gave it up.” I told him there were tools—technology that we can use to reverse that. You just have to use them. He didn’t ask for examples. Maybe one day 🤷🏽🌈
Good mornink Nostr. I just saw a pick up truck with electric retractable running boards. Meanwhile, the roof guy down the street has got a hyundai elantra with a ladder strapped to the top.
GM. It was my coke. Sorry everyone
Everybody always talking about Alice and Bob. No one ever talks about Gopesh. Smh
Satoshi can run a four-minute mile. He probably would prefer kilometers though
Elion tryin to make a centralized Nostr now
Cheddar’s is hoppin rn
The Fiat Credit Belief System moved into full Enlightenment period with the 2008 Great Financial Crisis. The Covid Pandemic birthed the Modern Monetary Experiment 💵 🧪 that has followed. Like the Vatican Catholic reforms of the 1960s, it is already proving to be a wrecking ball to a structural pillar of the a faith-based system. How many people are “true believers” in the old system now compared to 100 years ago?
