GM Nostr. Im gorfing🏌️‍♂️today. Rule is gorf attire is required. I don’t own any gorf clothes. Les see if anyone cares 🌞

Bitcoin is awesome. It doesn’t work without MoE functionality. Channels need liquidity. Prove me wrong, or don’t and just use the tools. Thas my post. Wat do you call a post on Nostr? I forget. Oke bye 👋

So apparently if one uses Robosats, and the txn is USD—>USDT—>BTC, the Tether exchange rate is not calculated into the final payment. So you’ll need to send a few cents extra. The more you know 🌈☝️

GM Nostr. HODLING is not enough. Yes you have to hodl. But developers need users. Lightning channels need liquidity. Companies need customers. Galt’s Gulch doesn’t happen on a blind faith in Gresham’s law. Just sayin’ 🤚

GM Nostr. This is a psyop. I am not really here. 🧠✌️👋

GM Warld Sitizen

EBOLA

Robosats has zero liquidity on the droppy drop. Why everbodie want me to do a kyc Bitscoins smash. FU guyes

Elon laughs and plays his twiddles as Rome burns 🏛️🏺🔥… Ok jk. Twitter isn’t Rome lol

Currently locked out of the Tweeterz. GE Nostr 👋

GM Nostr. My passenger is unarmed—lost both limbs in the cyborg wars. Unmodified, he’s still got natal-gen vision. A rarity. I’ve got the map, complete with topography, stored in my brain chip. Been avoiding the update for this reason—rumour has it that the new files corrupt any existing navigation data. I’m having a great time out here in the wasteland.

GM Nostr. Four minutes late is acceptable in my book ⏰ 💨

GM Nostr. (Pepe sun gif)

RETARDE So im cruisin a mild 38mph on a double lane road near my house; the speed is limit 45. And so, this big-ass gold Lincoln Towncar is tailgating me (big boaty behemoth golden automobile)—and this car is close enough for me to see the gold flakes twinkling in the sun, and also close enough for me to see a handicap placard hanging on the rearview mirror. (Couldn’t see the driver because of windshield glare) Then all of a sudden the car swerves around me into the left lane and accelerates towards the red light ahead. I continue on at 38mph—slightly shocked, but still composed—and pass the car again as the light turns green. Seriously, this happens to me all the time— Mostly it’s by cars without handicap placards, though. So it’s very nice when people let you know that they are retarded.

GM Nostr. Don’t forget to annoy your normie friends by showing them how Lightning solve for instant Bitcoin denominated payments. 😘 So, so delicate their egos. I crush them like pistachios 🥜

Im soon to become the most powerful Auguste Karstens on this protocol. It is too late to oppose me

Im here still i giss

GM. I use noncustodial Lightning all the time—i know it needs scaling solutions, but it’s very much functional right now, and seems like it has plenty more room for adoption as is. Fedimints aren’t ideal. And i don’t understand MEV, but i just wanted to say i like Lightning and it’s working for me right now.

Good info/ good rants podcast:

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