Every time I very publicly murder someone and successfully escape, I too am overcome with great desire to eat McDonalds a few days later while still carrying the murder weapon, clothes, and fake identification.

@npub1zu2u...k9yk I deleted your posts. "no your honor I'm not a degenerate, I posted those 13 lolicon images ironically! I was massaging my lizard IRONICALLY! I just wanted to distribute them because I need people to see these sexual depictions of drawn children!" You're lucky I'm in a good mood today and didn't delete your account. First and only warning.

I think I'm going to send one of my T-echo #meshtastic devices up ~300ft on a helium-filled balloon(s) to see if anyone in my area is listening on the default/open network. I'm pretty sure nobody is, but doing it will satisfy my curiosity and my kids will think it's fun.

"HAM radio is for weirdos with nothing better to do"

Extremely janky solar panel attachment is done, #meshtastic node is back up the tree. Going to give this a month or so in the sun, rain, and snow and see what happens. Summer (peak foliage) will also be interesting. If there is no water intrusion, nothing falls apart, etc, then I’ll build a few more (and work on attaching the panels with a bent aluminum flat and caulk, anything that isn’t this, lol). Need to make friends with someone whose land butts up against South Mountain or Sleepy Creek.

A bit more #meshtastic this evening... Just ordered a set of T-1000E trackers that I'll be putting in the dogs' harnesses. Had been using LILYGO T-echos, but as long as these have adequate reception, these'll be nicer because they're sealed units and much slimmer, so I won't be as worried about them getting caught up on brush and being pulled off as I am with the T-echos. Will report back once I have them in hand and have done some testing. https://us.seeedstudio.com/SenseCAP-Card-Tracker-T1000-E-for-Meshtastic-p-5913.html

I rarely post about him, but BRANDON JOE WILLIAMS®️ is my personal lolcow. I think someone linked me his website unironically a while back and I've been fascinated by this man's existence ever since.

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Troons beating women televised internationally at the highest level of competition in the world. Stunning and brave. Get over it. Now bend over and prepare your rectum for her penis, else you’re a bigot.

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I've avoided forking Mastodon for a long time because I don't want to deal with the insanity of maintaining a Ruby codebase. However, I /may/ write a small external proxy, stand-alone and separate from Mastodon, to strip all the tracking shit from links people post here on NAS (Youtube ?si= parameter, amazon link parameters, corporate media tracking, etc). Adding that to my list of summer projects (after my IRC project, and a few others) for when it gets too hot to comfortably work outside.

RIP Gab I guess.

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Imagine if you could only post memes here if you paid $100/year or $15/mo.

u guys think I’ll lose the fingernail or nah?