AIPAC

My friend is deer hunting and I’m sitting at work Damn ….

Now he has grey hair and he’s only 30 lol I texted him today and said “yo kiki You silver fox- remember when I shit in a box?” View quoted note →

When I was like 13 or 14 I had a 9 year old lil brother…. Told him I got him a Christmas present and he was soooo excited…. I found a really nice cardboard box, dropped sbout a foot long turd in thst bad boy, used up like a whole roll of packing tape , wrapped it with bows and ribbons 🎀. And put it under the tree Christmas morning It started stinking up the whole room especially when he started to open it, so I had to pretend like I kept on farting.

Genocide is wrong

Fake and gay Like Candace owens says 🤣🤣🤣✅ View quoted note →

I absolutely love the 2 people that like my notes The rest of y’all are gay

The car in front of me on interstate I kept seeing them Pat the top of their head Like tapping it with a flat palm I said 20 bucks they black and got corn 🌽 rows Drove up beside them Yep I was right That head itching lol But don’t wanna mess up the style

@BTC Sessions @walker @Adam O’Brien View quoted note →

Walkers podcast is not legitimate Simply Bitcoin podcast is not legitimate Because all they care about is YouTube and sponsors and centralized platforms Simply Nostr is literally the only Nostr only podcast that exists….

Someone just told me to “have a nice day” And I was thinking “bitch I’ll have a nice day if I want to… that’s my business…” Don’t tell me what to do

I just shared a highly confidential and classified document

“Assholes without proper qualifications sound like great podcasters hahahaha” A quote from my buddy

I host a fakecast #simplynostr

I’m an asshole lol View quoted note →

Shabbat Shalom

It’s already Hanukkah Stand with the Jews And Israel 🇮🇱 Geez 🙄 We tryna start wars and protect pedos Get with the program lol View quoted note →

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and check the house for bad spirits Or creepy things Like I’m going to beat up a ghost 👻 I haven’t had any bad experiences so far but if that feeling happens where it’s like the hairs on the back of your neck stand up lol If I feel like something is weird I search the whole house like bitch where you at. I’ll be ready to fuck up a bad spirit lol They ain’t welcome in my house at all.